Table topics – Buzzwords

The table topics last meeting were very original and yet business related. Our Table topic master, Simeon, prepared a list of 39 buzzwords. That is the words that are particularly suitable for business speech. He explained them all and gave us the task: compose a short story where we sue as many of these buzzwords as possible. Moreover, we were also supposed to rhyme them. Challenging, right?

The list of buzzwords:

Accountable
Agile
Alignment
Analytics
Benchmarking
Bleeding-edge
Cloud-computing
Collaboration
Creative
Cross-platform
Customer-centric
Datafication
Diversity
Enterprise
Framework
Globalization
Holistic
Immersion
Innovation
Invested
Leverage
Mobile
Passionate
Proactive
Quick-win
Real-time
Responsive
Scalability
Seamless
Solution
Startup
Strategy
Streamline
Sustainability
Synergy
Viral
Virtualization
Visibility
Win-win

And an example story by Simeon:

Invested in my post-vacation email clean-up, 
an hour later I had barely progressed a iota, 
I guess it's time to build my very own start-up, 
where you have a daily email quota.

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